I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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