And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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