Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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