At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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