Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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