Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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