a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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