Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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