yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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