We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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