It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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