He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Pooping to opera.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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