i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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