They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
it glows. i had to have it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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