I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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