I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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