Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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