My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She needs sedatives and a leash
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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