dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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