Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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