Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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