Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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