Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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