Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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