You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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