I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Found the puke drawer
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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