Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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