I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
thus making me awesome and them whores
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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