She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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