Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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