Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She's the barista slut.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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