the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he shaved USA in his pubs
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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