he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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