me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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