ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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