found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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