I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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