I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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