YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
So. Much. Porn.
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