Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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