I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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