do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
he puts the penis in happiness.
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Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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