he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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