ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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