This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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