He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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