Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize