they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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