it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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