Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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